Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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