I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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