remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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