Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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