Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I hate all girls vehemently.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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