just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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