so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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