i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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