The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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