he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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