Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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