i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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