I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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