Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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