so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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