This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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