the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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