No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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