All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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