Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
wow bdsm is so cute
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