Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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