Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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