I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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