nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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