you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten