go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture