i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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