Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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