just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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