My hand turned me down
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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