Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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