i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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