Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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