New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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