it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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