No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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