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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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