well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
