id be glad to
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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