this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You have to summon your inner elephant
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
