Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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