im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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