Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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