corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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