It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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