somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
