Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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