Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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