Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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