May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
