If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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