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  (309): View more from Illinois

  so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school

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  awkward

  (309): View more from Illinois

  no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.

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  (309): so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school (1-309): awkward (309): no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend. http://tfl.nu/y6uz
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.

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  (828): everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard. http://tfl.nu/9kw6
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??

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  (919): Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ?? http://tfl.nu/0nsh
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.

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  (301): He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired. http://tfl.nu/1pq9
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  (740): View more from Ohio

  Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?

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  (740): Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case? http://tfl.nu/5skf
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  (317): View more from Indiana

  about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?

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  (317): about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight? http://tfl.nu/od5z
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  (636): View more from Missouri

  His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

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  (636): His little brother walked in on us. Six times. http://tfl.nu/ruyk
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her

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  (336): We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her http://tfl.nu/niqc
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  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today

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  (321): Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today http://tfl.nu/s99h
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.

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  (773): He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection. http://tfl.nu/4afh
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.

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  (804): Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed. http://tfl.nu/0qnd
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.

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  Thats a chance were just gonna have to take

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  (978): I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina. (978): Thats a chance were just gonna have to take http://tfl.nu/hpgd
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  (585): View more from New York

  I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital

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  (585): I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital http://tfl.nu/vfam
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.

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  (+44): She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs. http://tfl.nu/ojt0
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.

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  (512): Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort. http://tfl.nu/chyw
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