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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different

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• (801): View more from Utah

  how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we've started having sober sex

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  you really do like him

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

  (816): View more from Missouri

  yes. helicopter.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.

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  Probably is probably an understatement.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means

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  ITS ORAL SEX CAROL

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face

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