rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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