Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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