I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We are two peas in an std pod
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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