Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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