they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.